Things that make me all special

1. just picture 4 people lying back on the beach looking at the stars , listening to the sea and to good music when suddenly there is a big ” POP” and one of them gets hurt ; nope not the hand or leg was stepped one but…. the head MY poor little head had a little shoe imprinted on it (bloody brilliant… after 30 min of holding a coca cola can to my forehead everything was … better )
2.paralyzing spray! It’s suppose to save your dear life not make it miserable (considering the fact that you own it). Well just be careful where you place it for two very good reason: one to get out really quick and make a difference and two so that you don’t accidentally trigger that thing in your bag or whatever. I manage to do that little wonder and I was so confused at first because a strange noise was coming out of my bag and since it was 4 or 5 o’clock in the morning and my neurons were on a break I opened it right in front of my face………. yup reaaaaaaaaaally smart of me. I had puffy eyes and my whole face was burning. But on the bright side at least I know it works for a good couple of hours.
3.Coffee in the morning was music to my ears till the day when it was all over my jeans and, of course, it was very very hot. So I yelled a bit and wondered why did I ever get out of bed!
3.Chocolate! That wonderful aphrodisiac was all over my pants and blouse because I am that
lucky to have the food I adore (or adored) very close to me in a straight kinda way. The bonus was the brand new white pants that I had… they’ll gone have a bit more color and be veeeeery original.
4.tripping….. anywhere and anyhow I manage it. Broke my nose once. Maybe I should pay more attention to the road and less to the surroundings or the sky, sounds like a good idea.
5.shoes, beloved shoes you end up in front of the camera at a wedding for everyone to see how graceful I truly am.
6.ever had the felling ” I need to go NOW to the bathroom”? I did! In my rush to get there I kinda sort of got in the wrong one… but in my defense the sign was really small and unreadable! To bad a guy opened the door right after I stormed in…. (in case you were wondering I manage to get to the right one)

If things like this happen to you too then it’s good to know that I am not the only beautiful disaster. (disaster sounds so harsh but the beautiful part makes it a bit better)