Smile… some fool just crashed your car.

If you really have to get somewhere on time do not worry, you will be late. (Might as well start typing the please-forgive-me SMS)

You’ll make a complete fool of yourself when there is someone whom you wish to impress. (trip, stutter, spill drinks and so on)

The phone, mp3 or laptop will be completely useless when you need them the most. (no phone reception when it’s an emergency, no mp3 battery when an idiot is talking right next to you, laptop or computer out of service when you have a paper to finish that day)

When you take public transportation during the summer be sure to have a gas mask with you.

Lost an item? Don’t worry it will appear after it’s no longer needed (bought a new one) and it will be in the last place you could possibly look (like under the bed).

You’ll lose your temper around those who least deserve your wrath. (So sorry)

All long term plans are a recipe for disaster.(you might change your mind at the last moment)

When in doubt call a friend, the doubt will disappear only to be replace by insecurity.
(Does this outfit make me look fat?
No, of course not… but do you really want those shoes?)

After you lend someone a DVD/clothes / books you will have the urge to see it/read it/wear it.

Really want to watch a movie, read a book or play a game then it’s almost certain that it will be a fake when you finish downloading it or , better yet, it stops at 99.9% and refuses to go that last 0.1%.

You desperately want a natural tan? Look out the window and you’ll see clouds or rain drops.

Ever wanted to buy something but it was simply to expensive? There are two possibilities either you save money and buy it only to see it on sale the next day with a huge discount or you wait for the discount and they don’t have your seize.(bummer)

The person you fancy doesn’t know you exist. (hey I’m sitting over here!)

If you make a bet which you are absolutely sure you’ll win…guess what? You lose!

The bottle of Bailey’s (or whatever is you favorite alcoholic drink) that you were saving for a special occasion will be drank by the guest before you even think of pouring yourself a glass.

“Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.” (my favorite Murphy law)

(to be continued….maybe)